The rare people born on this day are the ones we want to rule the world. They are being defined of having the behavior of true kings (or queens). Pure, humble, charismatic, polite, they inspire us to be better. And if you’re very close to them, they will to everything to help you and have a childish sense of humor that will make you laugh your lungs off. But even tho they’re extremely attractive, as surprising as it may seems, they struggle a lot to be in a serious and passionate relationship, sometimes because they don’t want to, or they’re scared to hurt someone. Awwww :(
by Meaningman November 22, 2021
Get the 20th may mug.marie may was born on september 5th, 1946. her parents, john taylor and roger deacon were killed by a murderer called p**l pr*n***r. marie joined a band called "LED zeppelin" And they released rock hits such as "love of my life" and "nevermore", which are two hardcore rock songs. she died after being eaten alive by alvin the chipmunk.
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Get the marie may mug.This person is mostly stubborn. They think every girl/ guy that talks to them is obsessed with them( only if the feeling is not mutual) they are the nicest/ sweetest person you’ll meet out there but never tell them your feelings. THEY ARE ALSO FUNNY!! They love memes.
Me: hey I think I have a crush on you
May 8:
I don’t think I like you that way
Me: ok let’s be friends then.
*talk for a few months*
Me: sends a smiling emoji
May 8: are you flirting with me right now
you’re obsessed me you’re crazy!!! Never text me ever
May 8:
I don’t think I like you that way
Me: ok let’s be friends then.
*talk for a few months*
Me: sends a smiling emoji
May 8: are you flirting with me right now
you’re obsessed me you’re crazy!!! Never text me ever
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Get the may 9th mug.That one teacher who teaches blow off classes such as Marketing, Advertising, Business, ect. in high school, but takes them seriously as if any of her students cared. She is also prone to tell you about her problems in order to get you to feel bad about her life, and will precede to get offended if you ask her about her miserable life.
Despite her community college education and low teacher wages she might tell you that you're gonna be nothing in life, while she pretends to be sophisticated.
Despite her community college education and low teacher wages she might tell you that you're gonna be nothing in life, while she pretends to be sophisticated.
Marla May: "I have to drive two hours in traffic to get my dog who has cancer, and two weeks to live to the vet."
Student#1: "What kind of dog is it?"
Marla May: "You're an insensitive piece of crap, and you're not gonna go anywhere in life."
Student#1: "But I have an A in this class."
Student#1: "What kind of dog is it?"
Marla May: "You're an insensitive piece of crap, and you're not gonna go anywhere in life."
Student#1: "But I have an A in this class."
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Get the Marla May mug.People born on this day are the best. Sexy , funny , cool , smart , ... and they usually have a good booty .
They are in every way better than people born on May 7!
They are in every way better than people born on May 7!
Friend: You see that guy? He's so awesome, he was born on May 11.
Girl: Really? No wonder he's so fine. Damn I wish he was mine.
Girl: Really? No wonder he's so fine. Damn I wish he was mine.
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