Matthew The Rodent

He can be seen waiting around ice walls saying it’s the Leo Williams method. You can see him scuttling around school or very rarely scuttling around out of his attic when he goes to get his magi noodles. He is a rare breed of rodent.

Hey you white whacked
Matthew The Rodent: you dirty stinking negro spear chucking monkey blackie dirt

by Matthew Kelly Man September 9, 2021

isaiah matthews a simp

He Jus Is Bc I Said It!

Isaiah Why You Always Simpin Over That Mfkin Girl ?

Isaiah : STFU N LEAVE ME ALONE LMAOAOA!

isaiah matthews a simp being defined is a very friendly person and is a simp

by Nye_Cere September 13, 2021

Matthew

This guy has a hundred fucking memes on his phone.

Matthew, did you-

yes, yes i did

by that one gay neighbor September 14, 2021

Matthew

Matthew Is the most greatest guy you’ll ever meet he’s there for everyone and is always trying to help he can be really happy but when alone has tears in his eyes he’s been threw a lot but is always there for his siblings he has so much support for his family and works as hard as he can everyday.

Person 1.Omg! Matthew is super kind I wish he was my brother

Person 2. I know right he’s the best

by Isabella Macedo ♡︎ September 18, 2021

Matthew

Matt is a sussy baka and is cringe god but he is a good friend

Matthew is a sussy baka

by Hudson wagill September 18, 2021

matthew

the name fit for someone who lacks common sense

"Matthew you idiot!!!! Why did you turn down the invitation to you're own wedding?"

by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021

Matthew Berry

The act of defecating on your partners face while jamming berries up their rectum.

“That chick was a real freak. I cleaned out the grocery store giving her a Matthew Berry.”

by SchwiftyShades September 23, 2021