Magic Kitten

A Series Of Books Written By Sue Bentley Starring A Magic Young White Lion Named Flame Who Disguises Into A Kitten To Keep Himself Hidden From His Evil Uncle Ebony.

Abbey's Mom: What Are You Reading, Abbey?
Abbey: Just A Magic Kitten Book.

by Handle Here June 18, 2018

Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang

Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson

by Dick longington June 20, 2018

anger magic

Noun : a superhuman power that corrects any wrongdoings done to an individual who acts out in anger.

Austin used his anger magic by getting very angry after his bicycle was stolen, threw a railroad spike through his apartment wall and his stolen bike magically appeared out of thin air in a puff of magical smoke.

by Jewels & Steven July 17, 2018

Magic Grandad

A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.

My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.

by Monkeyboyvalley August 15, 2018

Mocha Magic

Using a mixture of both fecal matter and semen as lubricant for a sexual purpose.

Me and tina ran out of lube, so we just made some Mocha Magic and continued going at it.

by Limi Jimmy August 23, 2018

Word magic

What they use as language to trick you in a courtroom. All courts are contract enforcement. They offer you accept. Not justice but trickery

How did your court case go
That damn lawyer used word magic on me. Made me feel better about getting rammed in the ass by the corporate government court crooks

by Dudley durite September 7, 2018

Baby Magic

When you change a baby's poop diaper and ten minutes later they poop again

Damn it! The baby did it's baby magic again

by WhyTho.mp4/wack September 27, 2018