Logan

Logan is a top shagger, He has shagged everything he has touched. He likes to use his Sledge Hammer when needed. He is a pretty soft person inside and out. He will soft talk you into stuff, And if that doesn't work the Sledge Hammer will come into play. Logan also is a member of a organization called TCD.

Logan will BREAK Your ankles with the sledge Hammer

by Decayed February 15, 2022

Logan

A spot on your mattress where you ejaculate in small increments.

The man had to throw away is mattress because the Logan was starting to smell.

by Thepersonman March 28, 2019

Logan

Monkey

Omg its the logan monkey

by Monkey e3roisg February 28, 2023

Logan

He's the type of guy that you always will get stuck in a relationship with, but will end up only wanting you for sexual activity. Once you start dating him, he'll forget you even exist and pretend to "date" one of his friends to annoy another guy. You tell him it's fine, but inside you are hurt that he doesn't want to talk to you. You worry yourself that something is wrong with you. One late text he tells you that he likes you. Being too much into the rush of feelings, you decide to say you liked him back because you genuinely wanted a relationship, but you knew it was wrong once you started it. You realized it was wrong because he was the guy that dated your best friend before he dated you. The only reason you thought it was okay to date him was the fact that he and your best friend only dated for a week, and she didn't like him. You knew it was so wrong. SO wrong. A weeks later you get your heart broken when he tells you OVER TEXT that he's not ready for a relationship, and has depression problems. That you aren't important enough for him to keep this relationship going. JUST WAIT, it only gets worse. You find out he starts spreading fake rumors about you and him, and he breaks your close relationships with your friends. He also lies about having a new girlfriend the week after you break up. Logan is the type of guy that only dates you for social status, and leaves you with a broken heart.

Oh, I know a Logan! He's a manwhore and an asshole too.

by thatbaddie127 June 9, 2018

logan

dude that really gets no play but always talking females, way too physical.

"aye bruh you get no females but you always talking bout em you pulling a logan"

by cqsh March 7, 2022

Logan

stupid as fuck

logan walks

by slatthuis November 24, 2021

Logans roadhouse

A restaurant that has an old wizard guarding the entrance demanding your email address so he can proceed to spam fuck your email 27 ft in the ground.

Person1: hey look its Logans roadhouse, I could go for a steak right about now

Wizard: SO LOOKIN TO ENTER THE LAND OF LOGAN AYYY?

Person1: uhhhh yeah I am.

Wizard: OOOO IVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ENTER AND NONE HAVE RETURNED, NOW I WILL REQUIRE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN RAW DOG IT LATER.

Person1:(is aroused)

by Idiotcowboy69 October 20, 2021