A Jordan is something you smell. A Jordan is kind of like a silent farther but it stinks like KY jelly and a bag of dicks. A Jordan is Jewish and cries on a big Mongolians shoulder because he is jealous and eveys the size of the chink eyed warriors penis. When a man swallows a load it's called a Jordan. There is though one thing you should know about a Jordan. When Thor found his hammer. Thor went to his toilet and took a shit. Thor got up looked at his creation and said. I'm going to call you a Jordan. And Thor proceeded to never flush the toilet again
the chink eyed warrior- hey do you smell that.
Baby jesus- yeah it was me. And I fucked up big time I just shit on the world.... and it was a Jordan.
Chink eyed warrior- oh no... well it looks like all those poor men better start clenching there but cheecks. A Jordan might slip in.
Baby jesus- father have mercy.
Baby jesus- yeah it was me. And I fucked up big time I just shit on the world.... and it was a Jordan.
Chink eyed warrior- oh no... well it looks like all those poor men better start clenching there but cheecks. A Jordan might slip in.
Baby jesus- father have mercy.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is the name of somebody with an irregularly large forehead who will simp as many girls as he can while completely dissing his mates. He is not somebody anybody would want to be mates with as he will chat shit about anybody and is a massive pussy licker while being up his own arse.
Mate 1: "I had a run in with the big simp today."
Mate 2: "Bet that was Jordan, I really don't like him."
Mate 2: "Bet that was Jordan, I really don't like him."
by JaxJamesonJames May 19, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. A person of Italian decent doing something that would be defined as "Extremely Homosexual"
Saying that someone "Pulled a Jordan" is very insulting, and should only be used if the person is an evil super-villain looking over the city...
Saying that someone "Pulled a Jordan" is very insulting, and should only be used if the person is an evil super-villain looking over the city...
Person 1: OMG! did you see Johnny? He totally "Pulled a Jordan!"
Person 2: No way! Where's the evidence?
Person 1: Ayo?
Person 2: No way! Where's the evidence?
Person 1: Ayo?
by #GetRidOfJanuary29th December 6, 2023
Get the Pulled a Jordanmug. 
Extremely homosexual being, often tells fake stories to blend in with people. Also has low intelligence.
Jordan: I went to Kings Island and the *Insert scariest roller coaster at the time* is not scary at all!
Random person overhearing conversation: You're full of shit, none of that story happened!
Jordan: *Hits person with a weak punch that always tends to not hurt*
Jordan's friends (yes men): hahahahahahahaha
Random person overhearing conversation: You're full of shit, none of that story happened!
Jordan: *Hits person with a weak punch that always tends to not hurt*
Jordan's friends (yes men): hahahahahahahaha
by jewowner March 7, 2019
Get the jordanmug. by spacecoop March 31, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. by Lakerlife23 _3 June 28, 2020
Get the Michael Jordanmug.