January 3rd

January 3rd is No Ichiro Day. This refers to a day where you're not supposed to do, talk about etc anything related to Ichiro Yamada from Hypnosis Mic. He's strictly forbidden.

A: Hey my new Ichiro plushie just came in
B: Dude what the hell it's January 3rd
A: Oh shit you're right. I need to burn this thing

by rabidredsalsa January 2, 2024

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January 30

National blade day

“Hey what are you gonna do on january 30?”
“Oh you mean the national blade day?”

by Cavern January 2, 2024

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January 10th

January 10th is the day that we torture short people so if you’re tall and you have a friends that is short, send this to them lol.

January 10th, the day we torture short people

by Yourlittlecutiepieeeee January 2, 2024

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January 4th

Hair Appreciation Day! Wear your natural hair down for the day and love your hair however it is!

“Oh it’s January 4th, Hair Appreciation Day let’s leave my hair down and just love and accept it!

by Kal_iscool January 3, 2024

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January 5

January 5 is national pink Whitney day

Today is January 5 you know what that means!

by Sophia Lewis January 4, 2024

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January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day

On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko

by ffaiit January 5, 2024

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