January 1st

New year's! Also confess a secret to somebody day.

friend:yay its a new year new me!
friend 2: wait what?
friend: yeah, its January 1st
friend 2: hmmm who should i tell that i stole something...
friend: wh-

by catdogla September 24, 2021

January 8th

The day short people were born, no doubt 👍

“Ha my little sister was born on January 8th, she’s gonna be short af”

by littlemac_3 September 26, 2021

January 17

Go bye ur siblings someone

It’s January 17th ! Tht means go buy ur sibling something

by zzainab_rrehman August 7, 2021

January 24th

January 24th is when all the amazing and beautiful people are born

Alex: woah he beautiful 😍

Devon: I know she must have been born on January 24th 🥰

by _.TheApple._ August 17, 2021

january 28th

My mf birthday. Kinda sucks tho because it’s in winter.

“I can’t wait for january 28th!”
“what’s january 28th?”
“Makia shaffers mf birthday”

by mswaggyshaff November 24, 2021

january 14

Scott: “I’m in lesbians with you.”
lesbian: the religion of people who worship women/enbies🙏🙏

January 14: the day where lesbians confess their love to each other and move in on the first date just bc they’re happy that neither of them are pisces/cancer 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

by bambilovespussy November 25, 2021

January 3rd

There is nothing on this day soo imma make it national slide up or dm your crush day

You: *sees crush posts*
Also you: its January 3rd i should tell her how I feel

by Doritojahofficial November 23, 2021