January

the most dry month ever aside from being the year that leads to a new year.

person 1: god i don't like january

person 2: yEaH bUt WhAT aBoUt nEw YeAr's

person 1: look at that

*tumbleweed flys by*

by rk092 January 15, 2024

january 18th

Eat pussy day !! (use this wisely ladies)

Emma: do you know what day it is?
Simon: january 18th ?
Emma: no you bafoon.. its eat pussy day !!
Simon: oh well !! i better eat your pussy then

by mighty hawk January 18, 2024

22nd of January

Kirat has to be nice to Emily because it is her birthday.

On the 22nd of January - 'Emily your so cool and amazing!!!' says Kirat

by Inlovewithflorencepugh January 22, 2024

January 23

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day! Show her you really care and love her!

Steve: here Jenna, a hoodie

Jenna: oh thanks! but why?

Steve: well it’s january 23rd!

Jenna: ohhh!

*both happy*

by yesgirlypop January 22, 2024

January 22nd

Nom a Damien day

“I can’t wait for January 22nd, i’ve been waiting to nom a damien!”

by namerofthings January 22, 2024

january 27

the day you gotta give your girl cuddles and kisses and whatever they want

it’s January 27
oh i needa treat my girl

by ihaveapig January 23, 2024

January 25th

January 25th is national CRUSH day.
rain down comically large boulders onto civilians, crush them.

“January 25th is national crush day! That means I get to CRUSH you.”

by The lord of skungs January 25, 2024