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January

the most dry month ever aside from being the year that leads to a new year.
person 1: god i don't like january

person 2: yEaH bUt WhAT aBoUt nEw YeAr's

person 1: look at that

*tumbleweed flys by*
by rk092 January 15, 2024
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january 18th

Eat pussy day !! (use this wisely ladies)
Emma: do you know what day it is?
Simon: january 18th ?
Emma: no you bafoon.. its eat pussy day !!
Simon: oh well !! i better eat your pussy then
by mighty hawk January 18, 2024
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22nd of January

Kirat has to be nice to Emily because it is her birthday.
On the 22nd of January - 'Emily your so cool and amazing!!!' says Kirat
by Inlovewithflorencepugh January 22, 2024
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January 23

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day! Show her you really care and love her!
Steve: here Jenna, a hoodie

Jenna: oh thanks! but why?

Steve: well it’s january 23rd!

Jenna: ohhh!

*both happy*
by yesgirlypop January 22, 2024
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January 22nd

I can’t wait for January 22nd, i’ve been waiting to nom a damien!”
by namerofthings January 22, 2024
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january 27

the day you gotta give your girl cuddles and kisses and whatever they want
it’s January 27
oh i needa treat my girl
by ihaveapig January 23, 2024
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January 25th

January 25th is national CRUSH day.
rain down comically large boulders onto civilians, crush them.
January 25th is national crush day! That means I get to CRUSH you.”
by The lord of skungs January 25, 2024
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