Not Give a Crap

1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.

2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."

Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.

Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.

by Alligator King June 29, 2021

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i'll give you ice cream

Freezing your cum and and slapping it across your partners face!!!

Oh, you want ice cream? I'll give you ice cream...

by Furnace boy June 8, 2016

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Give ur male friends a hug day

U have to give ur male friends a hug as a sign of ur friendship

Girl: “can I hug u? Its give ur male Friends a hug day.”

Guy: “ I guess I have to, I mean it's a national day.”

by Mister ur dad June 9, 2023

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National give ur girl a hoodie day

A day where you give ur girlfriend a hoodie! You have to put ur best cologne on the hoodie before giving to her.Trust me she will be so happy that she doesnt have to ask!

Guy:”Hey babe heres my hoodie”

Girl:”aww baby why did u give it to me though i didnt ask for it?”

Guy:”i gave it to u because its National give ur girl a hoodie day”

by Top 10 fails November 19, 2020

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