Facebook Parenting

When your friends update status always have something to do with the kids being out of control, they are secretly asking for advice on how to handle the situation.

Tim: did you see Kim's facebook status all day yesterday?

Todd: Yeah, she is always talking about her bad kids.

Tim: That is what you call Facebook Parenting. She doesn't know how to control the kids.

by Julio Rumundo May 20, 2009

Facebook Secretary

When your significant other is on your Facebook and tends to your requests more than you...

Husband receives friend request, wife approves it as his Facebook Secretary...

by Skudderz May 22, 2010

Facebook Valkyrie

When you notice yourself losing connecting with people over Facebook; no comments, posts, or messages. You attempt to regain your dwindling friendships by commenting, posting, or messaging everyone on your news feed, in an attempt to let them know you are alive, and still their friend.

*Valkyrie term is referencing "call of duty:black ops" it is a form of reinforcement. In a Facebook Valkyrie you are reinforcing your friendships, by bombing everyone with comments, posts, and/or messages.

Jill:"hey, everyone at school says they barely hear from you now"
Jack:"ahh, dont worry about it, i'll call in a Facebook Valkyrie, and they'll all be fine."
Jil:"okay cool"

by chicken hawk 105 January 22, 2011

facebook storking

The act of stalking your facebook friends by persistently sending them random pictures of storks.

person 1 - I'm just facebook storking my ex.

person 2 - that's sooo lame.
person 1 - Yeah I know. Even the guy that created the fb group thinks it's lame

by Ceiling Cat NZ June 3, 2010

Facebook War

What couples can get into with post over the bulletin board on Facebook.

Look at Sallys Facebook post. She must be in a Facebook war with Jim.

by Baker_balls December 6, 2010

facebook fatty

when reuniting with old high school/college friends on facebook and you have a hard time recognizing them because they have gained significant weight

Holy Crap remember Kevin from Bio Class I found him on Facebook, I did not recognize him he is a facebook fatty.

by Teddy92128 November 17, 2010

Facebook beg

A Facebook beg is someone who is thirsty for likes and compliments on photos and status', he/she would write a description on the photo that would bring attention to they're selvs

*girl uploads a picture and she looks pretty*

Girl: "like omg why am I so ugly? Like my photo if you think in pretty"

Normal person: "stop being such a Facebook beg"

by 2s4ss4u March 2, 2014