by Ehemmmmehem November 9, 2020
Get the Ethan Knight Tinglemug. Really gay and loved doing it. But he can’t get any money because he is sitting at home playing video games and getting the d
Ethan is the most bad person
by Skeskirt November 13, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. A whiny little bitch, who doesn't know the jack shit about anything, but jerking off. He is, and will die a virgin, and has a penis the size of a Lego piece. If you so much as touch an Ethan, he will scream at you in a furious rage, crying and accusing you in any way possible. When in the rage, they somehow manage to summon the strength to chuck full sized live horse. An Ethan weighs 300 pounds and never works out and only eats chick-fil-a. Either that, or at the age of 34 is only three feet tall, and weighs 90 pounds. He has also has found a way to suck his own dick, and does it all day, and lives in his parent's attic, because his other siblings have already occupied the basement. At least it's better than a cardboard box! An Ethan has an unbelievable collection of useless and pointless talents, such as playing video games, and identifying and type of part in a dollar bill. He is also extremely ugly, and smells worse than shit, and only has a couple teeth remaining in his head. He also has a head the size of a beach ball, but his face is as big as ping-pong ball.
by TheAnkleKicker December 15, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. He is the most relevant person you can ever meet. He's the biggest crackhead you'll ever see but still love him. For example if he shags one of your siblings you are defo still loving him. He is a set 8 thinking he'll ball in the future but instead he will be walking around the streets with a prostitute and buying fifa points from his student finances rather than focusing on exams.
by He makes them for 4 years December 18, 2019
Get the Ethan Grubbmug. The most charming person ever. He is almost as nice looking as he is smart. All of the girls love him. He is humble, nice, and loves helping people, but there is a bad side to Ethan. He can beat up as many man as there are girls chasing him ( that’s a lot).
1. An all around perfect person.
2. Someone that is really, really cool.
Ethan Bynum: The coolest person in the world.
2. Someone that is really, really cool.
Ethan Bynum: The coolest person in the world.
by NeverLies99 December 19, 2021
Get the Ethan Bynummug. Someone who is absolutely amazing, gorgeous, hot, sexy, hockey boy, dazzling smile, looks to die for, all around perfect kind of boy. All the girls want him, he’s a dream come true for many people. Once you have him, don’t let him slip through your fingers, as he’s unique And hard to find. The type of boy who would easily without doubt make sure he looks after his girlfriend, and wouldn’t put anything Dupitt in-front of her. Very popular, and a VERY good fighter. BEWARE!
He also has a VERY big penis!
He also has a VERY big penis!
girl 1 - Do you know Ethan?
girl 2 - Hell yeah! he’s a real charmer
girl 3 - Oh of course I know him!
girl 2 - Hell yeah! he’s a real charmer
girl 3 - Oh of course I know him!
by My name is ???????? May 29, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. ethan can be a wonderful guy at times. but once u get to know him hes the most bipolar manipulative person in the world. he messes with your feelings to the point where ur so lost and dont even know who you are anymore. he makes you attached to him and stay wity him, even though he drains you all the time. hes toxic and not loyal. though he may seem like he is, he isnt. so dont trust a guy named ethan, or date, trust me its not worth it😗
ethan is the typa guy to makeout with 10 girls in a night , fuck your bestfriend or something and try and come home to u and act like everythings all good
by Shordi August 29, 2022
Get the ethanmug.