When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.
“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”
by DickRichards May 27, 2018
Get the Kinder Surprise Egg mug.‘Where are my eggs’ is a phrase a man will say when he see’s that his balls are so small, and lose them. Alternatively, a supposed ‘man’ will figure out he is actually a she, or woman.
Dallon: ‘Where are my eggs?’
Bredndon: ‘I don’t know, maybe you’re a chick’
Dallon: ‘Well if I can’t find them for you to suck, I needto suck you’res’
Bredndon: ‘I don’t know, maybe you’re a chick’
Dallon: ‘Well if I can’t find them for you to suck, I needto suck you’res’
by Kipity August 25, 2018
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Get the Gives me eggs mug.Hey boo,oh shit that guy looks like felix's egg yoke.
Yeah it does the ones that ass at dh right?
Yeah it does look like him,omg he got Phas!
Yeah boo his friend koby has to carry him tho.
Lol hes only level 3🤣
Calm down hes working on it
Yeah it does the ones that ass at dh right?
Yeah it does look like him,omg he got Phas!
Yeah boo his friend koby has to carry him tho.
Lol hes only level 3🤣
Calm down hes working on it
by iPadKidWithCheetos May 12, 2022
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Get the Cadbury Creme Egg mug.When a man proceeds to ejaculate into a condom and insert it into a woman's rectum. The woman will then take it out when it is cooked.
by Huddy_Daddy March 11, 2020
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