felix egg yoke

he is the coolest fucking kid u will ever meet

Hey boo, oh my fucking god is that felix egg yoke?
Ik he looks just like handsome mf thats ass at dh.
Holy shit he got Phasmophobia right?
Yeah ik, hes so cool all tho his friend Koby has to carry him.
Oh shit hes a level 3🤣
Calm down boo hes still working on it.

by iPadKidWithCheetos May 12, 2022

faking an Easter egg

When a woman fakes an orgasm.

I think my girl was faking an Easter egg last night.

by Ice_bank_mice_elf May 14, 2015

felix's egg yoke

big man

Hey boo,oh shit that guy looks like felix's egg yoke.
Yeah it does the ones that ass at dh right?
Yeah it does look like him,omg he got Phas!
Yeah boo his friend koby has to carry him tho.
Lol hes only level 3🤣
Calm down hes working on it

by iPadKidWithCheetos May 12, 2022

egg mush special

the end result of over easy, or scrambled eggs gone horribly horribly wrong usually ends up in a yellow and brown mess that tastes delicious no matter how disgusting it looks. usually made after a long night of partying and got too lazy to flip right.

Eric : Bro My fuccin head is killing me i need some food

Jerome : Dude don't worry, Pdawg made some egg mush special

Eric : Damn it might go in the same way it comes out

by Tuckaa March 14, 2010

Kinder Egg Surprise

When you try to cum but piss comes out instead

Ah shit! I just got a Kinder Egg Surprise !

by Sexmaster6979 March 6, 2023

half-baked egg

A hair-brained, retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today? How to force Hilary Clinton out of power?

by Sexydimma July 13, 2016

Egg Laying Goose

A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE.

After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.

What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?

by Semore-Hineys May 5, 2009