Donkey from Shrek

the most un-secy thing Shrek will ever see, seeing him makes lash out in a violent rage.

DOANKEY (Donkey from Shrek) UR OOGLAY

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 3, 2018

Double Dutch donkey

A double Dutch donkey is a person who works non-stop, relentlessly working, without rest, aka “double Dutch” jump rope, all hooves all the time!

“I have been workin like a double dutch donkey. Cause if my husband gets fired , we better have a cushion”

by Lady sekhmet February 20, 2018

McDougal Donkey Punch

When fuckin a chick from behind, you drop an elbow in her lower back and as she is coming up from the pain you give her a nice punch in the back of the head.

Watch that shit get real tight and stay in!! The McDougal Donkey Punch!!

by The McDougaller March 4, 2011

Donkey Punch

Fisting yourself in the ass while masturbating

<So what did you do last night?>
<Got bored and donkey punched myself while watching porn>
<Why the fuck would you ever do that?!>

by Noameo January 17, 2015

Sideline sugar donkey

1. A girl that is boot or fat that you stay away from when you try to fuck her hot freind.

2.The ugly freind in a group of girls that you will probably end up fucking when you are drunk as a result of all the others turning you down.

1. That chick Ashly with the huge tits came by my house the other day but she brought a sidline suger donkey with her.

2. Aw man im never dinking again!I was so shit faced that after the third girl turned me down i just got my dick sucked by that sideline sugar donkey!!

by Dirty-C February 12, 2005

brake donkey power

BDP - Brake Donkey Power. As opposed to BHP, Brake Horsepower. Unit of measure the power output of slow vehicles' engines at the crank (i.e. does not include loss in power through gearbox, sprockets etc en route to drive wheel(s)). Slang.

1. My Lada puts out 15 donkeys man, it's an animal!

2. Your Harley has brake donkey power, not horsepower!

by Arto Del Dopeo November 15, 2009

Wooden Donkey Punch

When during sex you administer a Donkey Punch so hard chocolate comes out, similar to novelty wooden donkeys that defecate candy.

When I gave her a Wooden Donkey Punch, it was raining chocolate.

by uramisan August 18, 2010