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Italian christmas donkey

Unwanted butt play from an Italian on christmas
Lastnnight doninic gave me an italian christmas donkey
by Bitch 599 April 22, 2018
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McDougal Donkey Punch

When fuckin a chick from behind, you drop an elbow in her lower back and as she is coming up from the pain you give her a nice punch in the back of the head.
Watch that shit get real tight and stay in!! The McDougal Donkey Punch!!
by The McDougaller March 4, 2011
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donkey squanching quy

A stout ass chod who hangs his ass in the closet and Jacks it off till it cums in his face
Damn son, u can't hang your donkey in the closet n stroke him till he cums. U a stout ass chod, wait I mean a.... donkey squanching quy!
by Krazy Quyliller November 6, 2017
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Donkey Punch

<So what did you do last night?>
<Got bored and donkey punched myself while watching porn>
<Why the fuck would you ever do that?!>
by Noameo January 17, 2015
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Sideline sugar donkey

1. A girl that is boot or fat that you stay away from when you try to fuck her hot freind.

2.The ugly freind in a group of girls that you will probably end up fucking when you are drunk as a result of all the others turning you down.
1. That chick Ashly with the huge tits came by my house the other day but she brought a sidline suger donkey with her.

2. Aw man im never dinking again!I was so shit faced that after the third girl turned me down i just got my dick sucked by that sideline sugar donkey!!
by Dirty-C February 12, 2005
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Wooden Donkey Punch

When during sex you administer a Donkey Punch so hard chocolate comes out, similar to novelty wooden donkeys that defecate candy.
When I gave her a Wooden Donkey Punch, it was raining chocolate.
by uramisan August 18, 2010
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Diamond in a Donkey's Ass

Meaning something very pretty and rare surrounded by something horrible and ugly.
A very classy and beautiful woman spending the night in a roach motel would say, "I'm not staying here, I would feel like a Diamond in a Donkey's Ass"
by gwennie68 July 1, 2011
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