When a man dresses up like Payne Stuart and heads out to pick up chicks. Said golfer/man picks up a slut and brings her to the nearest golf course. He convinces her to have sex in a sand trap. During intercourse, the golfer extracts his penis, dunks it in the sand, and re-inserts...Thus giving her the 'The Dirty Golfer'!
Girl 1) Hey Girl, you've been waddling around like a penguin all morning...what happened sweet heart?
Girl 2) It's kind of embarrassing, but I got 'Dirty Golfered' last night...It is Payne-ful!
Girl 2) It's kind of embarrassing, but I got 'Dirty Golfered' last night...It is Payne-ful!
by The 425 Dirty Donkeys May 15, 2011
Just before intercourse, the woman makes a stool. Instead of wiping, she smothers her groin area with the stool. Hereafter the guy and woman have sex. After the guy climaxes in the womans vagina, he gets down and eats both the cum, stool and all other fluids.
by Bambam from DK August 18, 2011
The act of emptying a used condom into a girls belly button. Once the button begins to over flow one refills the condom and has anal or oral sex with a chinese woman.
by ZeldasNatch December 02, 2012
When your girls does not shower for 40 days, and when she spreads her legs it looks like you are pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.
1: last night my girl had a dirty jarred going on.
2: what did you do?
3: I went in anyway, pussy is pussy.
2: what did you do?
3: I went in anyway, pussy is pussy.
by DrinkinBro January 01, 2017
When you stick your meat rod in a filthy hooker's hot pocket then her fart box then her mouth repeatedly in that order while shouting "KENNA GIT A WHAT WHAT"
by Herbert the per...son April 06, 2020
When you find a dildo in a homeless person's bag and sniff it, then pretend you didn't know what it was to hide your fetish.
by P. Park Boys October 31, 2021
He gave me the "Dirty Max" last night
by Kevinian Apostle Parky March 08, 2022