Extremely cheap cake found deep in the American South. Typically found at gas stations and other places where cake should not be. Almost always of very questionable quality and taste.
by John Cront December 2, 2018
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Cracker jack- "mmmmmh I sure sure like chicken cake in my manly poofing pie"
Cracker jack- "waiter please bring me more chicken cake with Mexican stand off my manly pootang pie needs dusting"
by Mmmmmmmmmmmfuckingbucking May 26, 2017
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B: Bad. I attended my great aunt's funeral.
A: Sucks, man. Sorry to hear that.
B: It could've been worse. At least they served coffin cake.
A: What?
B: Just a nice-looking cake with black frosting on it. It was pretty good.
B: Bad. I attended my great aunt's funeral.
A: Sucks, man. Sorry to hear that.
B: It could've been worse. At least they served coffin cake.
A: What?
B: Just a nice-looking cake with black frosting on it. It was pretty good.
by ShogunSlinger April 4, 2011
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"Ivan told me if I broke into a Russian FSB computer, they have a Special Edition of the Urban Dictionary, with the correct definition of 'the cake is a lie!'" "Sorry Tovarish, we can't risk the chance you found out anything valuable, you must now eat this uranium yellowcake" "That kind of cake isn't for eating, it will poison me!" "Yes, well in your search for 'the cake is a lie', the cake was a lie."
by cuvtixo October 4, 2020
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guy 1:What did you and Becky do last night?
guy 2:We stayed home and I gave her a hot, steaming hostess cake on her chest.
guy 2:We stayed home and I gave her a hot, steaming hostess cake on her chest.
by TheBottle1989 March 22, 2010
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A name to call some one who is absolutely loopy or stupid.
A name to call some one who is absolutely loopy or stupid.
by Churchy C October 26, 2020
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