Cool Waffle Man

Cool waffle man is a criminal cause burning down pancake factory and caught stealing waffle irons

Cool waffle man: "cool waffle man is a criminal, if found call 911 immediately"

by HumanitysDying January 8, 2020

not cool robert frost

An expression of mild exasperation or frustration - may be used as a substitute for a curse word at work or in front of children. (Inspired by the first Kid President pep talk).

Roomie #1: Where's the rest of the cake from last night? I was planning to have it for breakfast...

Roomie #2: I ate it after you went to bed...sorry.

Roomie #1: Not cool Robert Frost!

by IDStarGirl October 18, 2020

drank the cool-aide

To really believe in something and get on board with an idea

I really drank the cool-aide after I heard about that non profit's mission

by myhumanrevolution June 12, 2018

cool guy syndrome

when your coolness is so high you have to take adderall to keep it at bay

"why is so damn hard for you to pay attention"
"✨cool guy syndrome✨"

by maxmaxwoo April 4, 2022

Cool kid diversion

When waiting in a line for a restroom, you realize the person in the restroom has been there too long, so you get out of line because you don’t want to be blamed by those behind you for the stink bomb previously left.

When one of the cool kids waiting for the plane bathroom realized someone has been in there long enough for a mondo dump, they did a cool kid diversion, got out of line and went to another bathroom.

by Fredish142 November 8, 2021

Think your cool

Someone who thinks there the shit and they think there better than everyone but really there just annoying aka this girl named Ava

U just say u have friends cuz u think your cool

by Nicoleberry March 23, 2017

Cool your jets

Collect yourself/ calm

Originally used and coined by Nicholas King referring to rude customers.

Cool your jets Erin.

by Officialgarybusey November 28, 2022