Bitch Almighty

A mood or state in which you feel like you are on-top, or popular, some people might refer to it like being egotistic, or pre Madonna.

Ex 1. Your Acting All Bitch Almighty...

Ex 2. Im Feeling Really Bitch Almighty...

by Queen Bitch In Oakville On August 17, 2010

Bitch Network

When you tell someone a secret, there is most likely two people that they will tell that secret to.

then that person has two people, then that person has two more people, and so on.

repeat the process until the entire town knows your secret. usually performed by bitches, hence the name.

Guy 1: Hey, dude did you hear that your girlfriend cheated on you?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: How do you know?
Guy 2: Through the Bitch Network.

by The Young Enigma September 4, 2009

Bitch Gloves

Black latex gloves that alter the personality of the wearer making them act like a bitch.

Watch out, Kim is wearing her bitch gloves today!

by bostonrevere February 28, 2011

Itch to bitch

When someone can't wait to argue about something.

"That movie sucked."
"Yeah, I can't wait to get my computer. I've got an itch to bitch about it."

by Uncle Fuckus July 15, 2009

wallet bitch

a phrase used to shut up a woman. typically said before throwing a cash filled wallet in her face.

emily: “i wish you would pay more attention to me”
man: “wallet bitch” *throws wallet in emily’s face*

by camcam4 December 31, 2021

Advanced bitch

better than basic bitch better than bitch itself

-She a advanced bitch, she smoked that bitch
-Damn she smart as fuck you some advanced bitch or what

by Advanced Bitch Herself November 25, 2013

Thumbnail bitch

When your "Lurking" on facebook and you believe to have spotted an attractive female through a thumbnail picture, so you decide to click on the thumbnail only to find out its a nappy hoe that resembles one of the Hanson brothers.

Jake: "WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH, is that bitch sexy??"

*click*

Jake: "Eww.. WTF.. is Hanson in town...what a Thumbnail bitch? "

by bigdaddymitch0745 November 18, 2009