dude, i went to the jack johnson concert the other night, and it was like an all you can rape buffet.
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"Like so BRODY can see 👍"
"Like so BRODY can see 👍"
by coffee~ May 25, 2020
Get the like so brody can see mug.To slide your penis into the vagina of an unsuspecting female. Usually done from behind while spooning together in bed.
Dan: Hey man, how was it with that chick last night? Did you slip her the old Pringles can?
Phil: No man, i tried, but she smacked me.
Phil: No man, i tried, but she smacked me.
by That guy... seriously... January 24, 2011
Get the Slip her the old Pringles can mug.A question that is purely innocent but sounds very perverted. It is used in a conversation between friends when they feel like making other people feel awkward. Can be answered with "Yes, you may lick my pineapple" or "no but you may lick my (other fruit)".
Kayla: "Amy, can I lick your pineapple?"
Amy: "No, but you may lick my cantalope."
Marla: "Dakota, can I lick your pineapple?"
Dakota: "Yes, you may lick my pineapple."
(Random Person): "What?!"
Amy: "No, but you may lick my cantalope."
Marla: "Dakota, can I lick your pineapple?"
Dakota: "Yes, you may lick my pineapple."
(Random Person): "What?!"
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Get the Can I Lick Your Pineapple? mug.The next time that Verizon Wireless guy says this overrought old cliche that has worn out its welcome and was already stale before this shitty decade even began, I'm gonna throw an Ottoman stool at the damn TV and watch an electronic flash as the screen is shattered from the impact.
1. I turn on the TV. It's commercial time beings that a show has just ended. The Verizon guy whips out his cell phone. YES he says it AGAIN: "Can you hear me now?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" #SMASH!#
2. Not only can I hear you now but you're annoying the hell outta me! You'd better shut it up now!
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" #SMASH!#
2. Not only can I hear you now but you're annoying the hell outta me! You'd better shut it up now!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 4, 2009
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Man 1: Wow, check this girl out
Man 2: Your sick man, she seems 14
Man 1: You know what they say:
"..if there's grass on the pitch you can play.."
Man 2: Your sick man, she seems 14
Man 1: You know what they say:
"..if there's grass on the pitch you can play.."
by Bob Sider August 17, 2006
Get the if there's grass on the pitch you can play mug.start with amazingly funny pics of cats doing funny things text was added most then it was dubbed lolcats popular was can i haz cheeseburger
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