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Weeding

When yourself or you and a group of stoner friends, smoke weed with one or more people that have never smoked weed before.
"I love weeding people." "You're about to get weeded."
by EthosElite June 6, 2015
mugGet the Weedingmug.

Weed

Weed is the reason to live

Get high and forget all your problems, nothing could be better than getting high Listening to some music and eating Oreos
I’m so baked right now

Where did you get weed man
Good question
by InvincibleTillProvenVincible September 4, 2022
mugGet the Weedmug.

Weed

A plant loved by snoopdog
Snoopdog: aye man can I have some weed?
Me:Suuuurreee
mugGet the Weedmug.

weed made u too paranoid

A phrase I made in my head just now for when someone’s too anxious or too paranoid, as if they smoked too much zaza
Jerry: “HOLY SHIT DUDE I THINK I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OOEN NOW THAT FUCKHEAD HITLERS GONNA COME IN WITH HIS PURPLE MINIONS AN-“

Kyle: “woah dude. ‘weed made u too paranoid?”
by Superjuliam September 6, 2023
mugGet the weed made u too paranoidmug.

Weed Wacker

A person who gets high, then masterbates.
Watch out for that kid, he’s a registered Weed Wacker.
by Eauxwen February 2, 2022
mugGet the Weed Wackermug.

Weed-whack

Verb. 1) removing weeds via a long hand-operated tool. 2) removing male stress via a long hand-operated tool. 3) removing female stress via use of a long hand-operated tool.
1. He weed-whacked the edge of his yard. 2. He weed-whacked until he exhaled and fell asleep. 3. He weed-whacked her until she whimpered and fell asleep.
by Woodsy Woman June 29, 2020
mugGet the Weed-whackmug.

weed car

"donkey it 5 minutes until the weed cart is topped at we their yet!"
by M3M3life February 13, 2021
mugGet the weed carmug.

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