A Three Dimensional Fart

Like a shart, but with more solid results.

I think I need to pay some attention to my pants as I may have just done a three dimensional fart.

by Tommy Squeaker December 9, 2022

three-quarter-brother

Son of a person's father with that same person's maternal aunt or son of a person's mother with that same person's paternal uncle.

My three-quarter-brother is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

three-phrase current

Sinewave-formed electricity dat successively produces a different "word sound" --- i.e., "hum", "buzz", "drone", "whine", etc. --- a third of da time.

Usually da power-lines are fairly quiet in dry weather, but rain or drizzle often really brings out da "three-phrase current" status of said slim silvery wires!

by QuacksO August 22, 2022

God’s Three-way

A sexual act in which three women fuck on each other while one man watches, masturbates, and finishes on the three women.

Dude, Zack pulled up to Kaley’s house and had a God’s three-way with her and her two roommates. He came in each of their mouths.

by Kittythesnake November 16, 2020

Three willows church

Gluttony ridden church that'll give you $15,000⁰⁰ shoes instead of a car when you paid for a g license causing bodily harm and suicide

I should burn three willows church for cursing me so badly

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS

YOUR ORAL TONGUE TASTE BUDS, TESTICLES, AMD ASSHOLE are them.

You are not going to believe this but because we have THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS there is going to be more DEFINITION to SEXUAL BEHAVIOR thanks to this and pretty much you would attribute this to our quite complex NERVE ENDINGS on these areas. Do you think FEMALES have THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS or jus((⁷

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 7, 2021

Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.

I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.

by LumbrJack April 27, 2023