calling a wall

An expression used to describe when the person you're calling is not expected to pick up. Thus, one may as well be calling a wall. Sometimes, these people hold perfectly good conversations via text. Yet for others, it is as if you are texting a wall too.

1.

Iván: "I really wanna to know the details for Saturday already."

Bily: "Why don't you just call her, bro?"

Iván: "Nah, I'd be calling a wall."

2.

Bily: "I wanna get to know her better, but I never see her anymore."

Iván: "So just call her, homie."

Bily: "Nah, I've tried. She's a call wall. At this point she probably replaced the phone icon on her iPhone with Instagram."

3.

Bily: Yo call this homie Latrell. I wanna go to Shake Shack already - I'm hungry as fuck.

Iván: Son, that's a wall call. You might as well ask this traffic light when Latrell is coming."

by larfz March 25, 2013

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Cunt wall

When your being a complete cunt that's on the defense.

During an argument. One person says to a very defensive person. "I can't talk to you with your cunt wall up." "Your such a cunt wall"

by T&Jfen July 30, 2023

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WALL SHAGGER GROVEL

Someone who is attracted to a wall e.g. a shower wall. May attach something that gives them pleasure e.g. a pocket pussy and fucks it in the shower.

This may be due to every time someone asks him to do something he has to grovel

Being defined wall shagger grovel: shag my pocket pussy in the shower because I was made to grovel and not given any sex

by Wall shagger January 26, 2020

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The Trump Wall

The act of a white male and a Hispanic male penetrating a female from both vaginal and anal while standing making it to where they are unable to see each other such as a wall.

Dylan and Pablo double teamed a girl and performed The Trump Wall.

by MuguBoys August 23, 2019

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