Third nose

You penis that is used to smell things. I don’t know where the second one is.

*fwop* “mhh smells like good pizza”

“How could you tell?”
“I used my third nose”

by 3rdnosecreator June 6, 2018

Cheese Nose

When you're trying to attack someone's nose with cheese.

Don't Cheese Nose me!

by skeevester July 15, 2022

Nose

Where is it?

"My nose is running. Doctor: WELL YOU BETTER FIND IT MOTHERF****ER"

by Johnathan Cena without athan July 18, 2019

nose-eurysm

The bloody nose the occurs when you are squatting over the toilet to pee in a public restroom and your overly loud FUN co-worker spots a doody in a nearby bowl and shouts out loud - "DOODY WITH CORN" - but you can't laugh because a snooty co-worker is in the next stall.

The huge piece of corny shit in the ladies room was hilarious. Because a snobby co-worker was in a nearby stall and I was hovering so not to touch the gross bowl with my ass, I held back a bursting laugh which to my surprise caused a nose-eurysm.

by Painfully Obvious May 14, 2006

Raw Nose

When performing orally from behind and rubbing caused by hairy behinds causes this issue.

Last night my girlfriend recieved a raw nose from my assnizzle.

by nose chaffe January 19, 2022

Nose Cocking

This is when you wear your COVID facemask in a manner that covers only your mouth but leaves your nose hanging out. This is in reference to Shirt Cocking, a pre-pandemic term.

Wow, I just went to the pharmacy to get hand sanitizer and half the idiots in the line were nose cocking! Got out of there as fast as possible.

by JH212 January 26, 2022

Cock nose

A person who has a nose shaped like a penis

Ted Cruz has a cock nose!

by Dave720 June 22, 2016