Captain Logic

Proud Captain of The Bellends

Captain Logic: we all here?
Crew: Aye!

by athemwdkl w September 15, 2022

Captain Crunch

a cereal i'm eating right now.

Captain crunch tastes gud

by Chocolate Fish June 26, 2021

Captain Hook

Captain’s Hook. The act of giving a male a hand job by curling one finger around the shaft of the penis. Therefore making the shape of a hook around the penis.

I gave Harley the best “Captain Hook” ever last night and he came everywhere.

by DingDongDaddy July 1, 2020

Captain Elliot

Famous YouTuber Heiko Winklers (South Florida Fishing Channel) Pet Cat he found on a deserted mangrove island and is now an iconic part of his YouTube channel.

“Hey Captain Elliot, you want some blue runner blood line” “good kitty”

by Zazaman69 November 27, 2023

captain

a name for a really hot and sexy person thats also really nice and kind if you know a captain you should give them a hug and tell them you love them! <3

omg your names captain?? youre so cool!

by dip/captain September 27, 2021

Captain Bants

Captain Bants: Someone that has organised an activity involving friends that are unfamiliar with each other. this person is the link between all people present. this person is often the most knowledgeable, experienced, familiar with the activity or location of the activity. It is this persons responsibility to set the tone and pace not only of the activity but the banter as well. Example, Best man on stag do.

Captain Bants must lead by example if the stag do is going to be a success.

by Boss Wilson's the name. January 20, 2012

Captain Wankstash

A name first used in spoken conversation when referring to the fictional character Simon from the TV series The Walking Dead, who supported an excessively flamboyant moustache and cheesy grin. This, coupled with his attempts to emulate his boss Negan and general wankerism led to the formation of the moniker.
Similar examples would be: Douchie McDouchebag; Sergeant Dickface; Lord Twat of Knobington Manor, etc, of which the original creator of the name Captain Wankstash seemingly has an endless supply.

Can also be written Captain Wankstache

Suggested use: for mustachioed military/ uniformed non-military types, with attitudes far in excess of their competence /accomplishment. Is not restricted to this use but it's a good fit for it.

Who was that guy? You know, Captain Wankstache.

Alright Captain Wankstash, calm down/give it a rest.

Here we go, Captain Wankstache is at it again.

by FecktardIntolerant May 12, 2023