Guy who grows his black beard out to look intimidating like a pirate but his smile looks like he sucked captain crunch’s dick for 12 hours straight.
by Caulkinyourface February 10, 2021
Get the Captain Blacktooth mug.A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.
Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling
by anonymous March 31, 2021
Get the captain dumpling mug.Oh James sort us out with" the captain hook" treatment . James said sorry not today I'm getting finger cramps
by Captain fuck. April 9, 2021
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Get the Captain greytooth mug.The promise of oral sex while driving, as repayment for money or favours previously provided.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.
Bawwy: "Just give me the money. I'll owe you a Road Captain's Favour"
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."
by thegoatofwisdom June 17, 2021
Get the Road Captain's Favour mug.A pretty chill dude who likes gaming. He is an otaku and loves anime characters who are very fast and use swords
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He's very friendly and talkative
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He's very friendly and talkative
by M. C. squire May 24, 2021
Get the Le French Captain Zack Senpai mug.Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons
by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021
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