seismic fart

An earth shattering fart that can be heard, felt, smelt from great distances by many thousands of fleeing people.

A fart that has the power to kill!

An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.

Angelika ripped off a seismic fart that could of wiped out half of China!

While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

little fart

A term used for someone who is mischeivous, but cute just the same.

Our young daughter was getting ready to go with us to town, and we said, "Let's go, little fart!"
Our young cat likes to stand nearby us before he jumps on the chair. My husband will say, "Hey, little fart!"

by hippie lynne June 29, 2011

piss fart

To waste time or to work outside one's field of expertise.

Child: "Where's Dad?"
Mother: "Oh he's piss farting about in the kitchen trying to cook dinner"

by SgtKestrel September 17, 2006

fart face

The face you make when you're letting one go. The aligning of certain contours of your face is thought to have an impact on your ability to release anal gases.

Honey, you look funny when you're making your fart face.

by Mike P. Grant, Esq. March 19, 2007

Corn Fart

When you fart and a small chunk of corn comes out.

I ate so much corn last night that I kept corn farting all day.

by xoree October 4, 2008

Pig Farts

a wizardry school on Mars

wizard 1: im going to Pig Farts
wizard 2: where is that?
wizard 1: Mars of course

by TeeHee21 April 9, 2010

Dyke Fart

An informal type of flatulence in which a butch lesbian hovers over a suspecting bottom boy; and said bottom boy huffs a fart directly out of her ass! (Usually done out of a sick pleasure or a double dog dare)

Hey Ryan!!! Samantha just took off her riding chaps and is currently hovering over the couch! Be a good woman; get on all fours and huff a dyke fart directly out of her ASS!!

by Badger girl 317 March 18, 2022