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you’re fired

A phrase the American public can now use on Trump!
You were impeached and nowww you’re fired! Hopefully now we’ll get back to some semblance of the “green”. A hole in one for America and democracy.
by JustJustice November 13, 2020
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fire break

A shaven strip in a males auxiliary hair to prevent spread of flames after passing out with a lit doobie. Usually located around the waist, neck, and upper parts of limbs on your extremely paranoid friend.
I'll show you my fire breaks if you show me you landing strip.
by asre monkey May 10, 2006
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fire thigh

when your sleeping partner farts on your thigh
man, i took this chick out for mexican food last night. she likes to spoon, so i got mean fire thigh
by edharley September 10, 2011
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fire-cracka

A Caucasian pyromaniac, typically seen with fireworks on all limbs and a sparkler sticking out of his erect penis's urethra.
Didn't I tell you to tell your husband to stop with the dick fireworks? bitch i will cut you! And as for you, Fire-Cracka, you crazy!
by MS-DOS March 29, 2012
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Friendless Fire

Sluttily throwing yourself at a male who's after another chick, hoping to get some side action from him, sometimes even stealing him from another chick.
"Holy shit, that guy's pretty good-looking, but he likes Christy more than me. I think I'm gonna commit some friendless fire." -A grenade, usually obese.
by The Atlas September 9, 2014
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Your Fired

The term used by your asshole boss, when you fuck up once. Once the term is you flip him off and continue your work until you are forced to leave.
Tom is working on a potato display.
Tom's boss: Tom your fired.
Tom flips off boss and continues work.
10mins later cop arrives

Cop: Tom your boss fired you and asked you to leave

Tom: Ok, he's just mad I railed his wife yesterday

Tom goes to the office clock's out and signs papers.
Tom's boss: we will send you severance check through mail
Tom flips off boss and says
Tom: dont worry I will see you again, I creamed in your wife and stole he birth control.

Cop hi-fives Tom and escorted him to his car till he leaves
5 years later
Tom goes to old bosses house to pickup kid and flips him off
Tom's boss loves being a step-dad
by Cochieman 456 November 27, 2020
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Fire-Crotch

That guy was a total Fire-Crotch when he handed me that sharpie !
by StellarMiki May 10, 2016
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