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Turd Burglar

The guy that comes to your house to empty your septic tank when it is full.
It's been a couple of years since we've had the septic tank pumped out, so we made a phone call, and out came the Turd Burglar to deal with all of my shit.
by Smilesandspace June 18, 2015
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turd mole

Is a someone who burrows through shit. Or a sewerage worker.
"Hey you...yeah you working in the sewer!! You turd mole"
by Lunahbelle2010 April 12, 2017
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Turd Shower

To lie on your back with your knees up to your chest. After being given a hefty enema, push with all your strength spraying you colon contents upward.
Jack: Last night, I gave myself a Turd Shower!
Nick: Oh yea, how was it?
Jack: Very runny!
Nick: HAHAHAHA!!!
by HangingSoLow December 16, 2012
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turd hardy

Any individual who demonstrates an unusual interest for fecal matter in all forms.
Fuck, Jason is sick, that dude is turd hardy!
by dave owen January 8, 2004
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O.B.P. Turd

Noun

Definition: A *MASSIVE* turd of high density, weight, and size. It resembles an Orbital Ballistic Projectile, which is a GIANT rod of metal (often Tungsten) launched from a satellite orbiting the planet. Due to the extraordinary amount of kinetic energy that builds up as it falls to earth, when they impact, these OBPs can have the same power as a nuclear weapon minus the fallout. This type of poop may need a super plunger or a toilet snake if they become lodged within the pipes. They usually also hurt like hell. It may take hours for the stench of an OBP Turd to clear from a bathroom.
Steve: "Dude, you alright in there?"

Josh: "I don't know dude, I just unleashed an O.B.P. Turd in your toilet."

Steve: "Is it broken?"

Josh: "No, it's still in one piece."

Steve: "I meant my toilet..."
by the forbidden fro November 9, 2011
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Turd Rodeo

When your kid poops in the tub while bathing with his/her siblings. You have to get everyone out, wrangle the turd, scrub the tub, re-bathe everyone.
This isn't my first turd rodeo. I got three kids out of the tub, wrangled the turd, scrubbed the tub, re-bathed everyone in under two minutes.
by BigJobRob April 24, 2011
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boner turd

a small potato shaped person often mistaken for an elephant turd, also known as milk-dud
It was noted that he did bare the resemblance of a boner turd. He was unaware of the label affixed to his hat naming him such.
by dirtharrison March 19, 2014
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