tom fuckery

When you and ur women are doingit in the bathroom in a classy restaurant.

Justin: me and my biatch did some tom fuckery at Applebee's last night!

Bobby: wow u prolly got a VD.

by CrimRT October 28, 2007

Tom Hanks

this is a commonly used term used in malahide for giving a guy a wank.originated amongst the second years of the community school.

"would ya give me mate over there a Tom Hanks"

by I'm the one your mother warned you about....... December 11, 2004

Tom Ford

To pull a Tom Ford - To skive or not show up. Is he ill ? No he's pulling a Tom Ford

Person 1 -He's such a skiver ...

Person 2 -Yeah he's pulling a Tom Ford

by Tobias Knows May 7, 2016

Tom DeLonge

Poser singer/guitarist of the pansy-ass POP-punk band Blink 182; believes he is a hardcore punk-rocker, yet probably hasn't heard of FUGAZI, Generation X, or bands in the like

Tom: Yeah man, we're so punk.
Mark: Fuck yeah, I think my life sucks ass.
Travis: HARDCORE!

by deathtothepopculture January 14, 2005

Tom Putnam

Ted Kaczynski look-alike who goes around scaring young kids. A Tom Putnam can also resemble an image of Le Penseur with a fist up his ass.

I saw Tom Putnam yesterday and hid as quickly as possible. That Tom Putnam fist goes deep.

by bigballller July 6, 2010

Tom Holland

The best actor in the world. He is super hot and adorable. He loves tea and quacksons. He is super affectionate towards his fans and interacts with them. Tom played spider-man for marvel. His fans are called Hollanders. They have millions of fan accounts on TikTok, Instagram, and other social media platforms. He has a boy-like face and everyone loves him for his kind heart. Tom is God's gift to the world. He is FLAWLESS.

Tom Holland lives in South-West london and he is always producing movies. His instagram is @tomholland2013.

Girl: have you seen spiderman homecoming?
Friend: yes! also, did you know that the actor is Tom Holland?
Girl: yeahhh!! he always is donating a loving his fans!!
Friend: i think i have a new celeb crush...
Girl: HES MINE
Friend: HES MY MENTAL HUSBAND!!!!!!!

by hollander.4.life February 11, 2021

Tom Selleck

#1 Definition: The man/actor Tom Selleck.

#2 Definition: To conquer or defeat someone or cause injury to them or to their pride. (interchangeable with "wicked burn!")

#3 Definition: If a person is keeping it real or is Cool.

"I Tom Selleck'd my friend in the face"

"Oh snap, You just got Tom Selleck'd!!!"

"If only I was more Selleck about it, i would have had all three of them that night- at the same time"

by Mackalus October 28, 2007