wack my wood

Jack off , masturbate

I'm gonna wack my wood before my parents come back

by ill tom reem October 10, 2013

wood stroker

A person who doesn't have a clue about building materials or how to work with them. Often times will gaze at natural defects in a piece of timber trying to outsmart a knot or wayne. May also get so excited about a certain species of timber that they may lick, or possibly sniff the piece of lumber.

Did you see the wood stroker in aisle five? He has been looking for a single piece of cedar for 20 minutes! I think he was even sniffing it.

by Upstate Dude June 17, 2020

laundry wood

when you do laundry in the morning naked and get an erection

“i found a pen in the dryer and got stuck reaching in to get it because of my laundry wood. i called a neighbor to ask for help. they gave me a handjob, and my cum helped me slip out”

by cosmicdreams August 10, 2022

Jeda Wood

A albino nigga who's the #1 pimp daddy and love's weed :D , he's chyll as fuck and i suggest not to piss him off or this mutha fucka will crsipy your ass HOE'S BEWARE THIS PLAYA IS SQUARE!!! :p

He totally just " jeda wooded" that girl , what an ass hole , yeah he likes A" CUPS ... or did anyway

by #1HOEBITCH !!!! April 30, 2012

wood roller

An individual commonly associated with the name Joe who “may be on my block, but he's not a threat; he's just a wannabe gangster."

“ He be on my block, his ass ain't shit, his ass a 'Wood roller”

by gotcousin February 22, 2025

Michael Wood

World's Smartest Native Australian, also a name used to pressure people into doing things.

Man 1: Oi mate skull that beer right now
Man 2: I'm not going to do that!
Man 1: Alright, but Michael Wood
Man 2: Oh no now I have to do it

by Funnel-King May 11, 2018

polishing wood

Masturbating with such a volicity that the penis has a shine afterwards

The young electrician, when not frequenting glory holes, spent his time polishing wood with glee!

by Angry Stockholder July 17, 2019