Skip to main content

bucket fund

A primitive version of what today would most likely be a "mutual fund" or similar instrument.

The origins of the term date to the stock market bubble of the Roaring Twenties, where at the peak of the frenzy individual speculators were offering "$600 for radio" - in this case, not an actual AM radio receiver, but one share of stock in RCA, which was being hyped in those days as vociferously as Internet-related stocks at the turn of the millennium.

$600 was a lot of money in those days, so those who couldn't afford to buy the stock directly would collectively buy into a bucket fund and the bucket fund would buy the stock, hold it briefly, then sell it to repay the individual speculators.

Eventually the bubble burst and everyone lost their shirt.
It seems that everyone these days is peddling mutual funds, exchange traded funds, funds, funds, funds. Banks, trust companies, credit unions, insurance companies... all are getting on the bandwagon and unleashing their most voracious commission salespeople. No wonder, though, as the various inscrutable offerings are a nightmare of fees - front-end loads, back-end loads, management expense ratios - to the point where the modern equivalent to a bucket fund is a leaky bucket where 2% of your life slavings may well be gone every year just in fees. Over a quarter century, that might add up to half your capital.

So basically, the leaky bucket fund with its active management has to outperform the market by 2% annually every darned year just to cover all of the bull-shovel fees. Not all of them do. It's a little like a stockbroker proudly pointing out his shiny new boat at the marina only to be asked "but where are the customer's yachts?"
by bitchuck September 20, 2024
mugGet the bucket fund mug.

sugar bucket

A beautiful, sweet white girl with half colored hair
by K9dademon May 30, 2020
mugGet the sugar bucket mug.

Asian glue cum bucket

The act of glueing your partners eyes in a squinted position then when the glue has dryed and she/he can’t see anymore you open her/his mouth and fill her/his mouth full of cum.
Prs 1 - yeah it was awesome
Prs 2 - did you do any cool positions

Prs 1 - we did the Asian glue cum bucket
by Shmlif October 18, 2018
mugGet the Asian glue cum bucket mug.

Honey Bucket

When one dunks his balls in honey and dunks it in someones mouth.
"Bro, last night I gave my girl the Honey Bucket she loved how sweet my balls were"
by Destroyer of Cocks February 23, 2022
mugGet the Honey Bucket mug.

Chum Bucket

A prison or jail cell where only homosexual men are held.
“He in here actin a little too feminine, boutta have the CO’s throw him in the Chum Bucket .”
by PeppyDisSide May 11, 2022
mugGet the Chum Bucket mug.

plasterers bucket

Plasterers Bucket
After a night of anal sex, his /her arse was like a plasterers bucket.
by Frenchy Leeds August 5, 2018
mugGet the plasterers bucket mug.

Chum Bucket

"Chum Bucket" (n) a bucket of bloody fish innards or a disgusting individual who is caught btw being a "dumpster fire" and a "douche lord".
Hey, chum bucket, stop posting/bragging about how awesome your lazy life is and do something valuable!
by HilSug August 18, 2014
mugGet the Chum Bucket mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email