Sam is an absolute fucking idiot. Usually seen at walmart parking lot or in his 98 cheverolet fucking a mudcricket. will respond to you if called yee yee fuck or shitbag. aspires to be John Dewrell and Kam Hollinghead as he rides both of their dicks anyways.
holy shit Sam you fucked Emma
Damn your truck sounds like shit in a can
damnit sam i told you not to get peroid blood on the seats
i dont care if i dont fuck first pussy is pussy amirite
Damn your truck sounds like shit in a can
damnit sam i told you not to get peroid blood on the seats
i dont care if i dont fuck first pussy is pussy amirite
by yomomsjuggs May 20, 2019
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Person A: "Hey Sam, when are you coming over to watch netflix"
Sam: **Opens and ignores the message for 30mins**
Sam: "Coming but I'm hungry do you have food?"
Sam: **Opens and ignores the message for 30mins**
Sam: "Coming but I'm hungry do you have food?"
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The name Sam is only used for dickheads who support the worse football team, Sam is good looking but Sam's are cunts, keep away from the name Sam.
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