Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob but the girl has a mouth full of dip, so your shaft gets a thorough coating of dip spit.

Kyle: Bro did you hear? Veronica gave John a Sloppy Dallas at the party last night!
Jackson: Oh hell nah that sounds nasty as fuck

by anonymous October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A Sloppy Dallas is a sexual phrase, which means giving head while having dip(tobacco) in the lip. Usually meant for the pure redneck/hillbilly people looking to get it on.

“Hey sister, wanna give me a Sloppy Dallas?”

“Man I got the best Sloppy Dallas from your cousin the other day, smelt like Copenhagen the rest of the night!”

by JulioFoolio013 October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

giving a blowjob when you have a lip fill of dip.

That bitch gave me a sloppy dallas and my dick looked likea turd after, it was great.

by BigNuts33457 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When a female gives a male a blowjob but she has a mouthful of dip.

"She gave me a Sloppy Dallas and all the dip spit went everywhere."

by SheMcNasty October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A sloppy dallas is when an individual receives a blowjob from someone with a mouthful of tobacco dip and is left with dip residue on their penis after said blowjob.

I gave Rebecca the last of my dip and she used it to give me a sloppy dallas

by FourthCause October 15, 2020

Sloppy Joe

When someone with dementia sucks you off with a mouth full of dip.

Grandma gave me a sloppy Joe.

by Sky-Daddy April 22, 2024