Russian Percentage

A seriously mishandled percentage, generally referring to a set of percentages that exceed 100%. Usually the total sum is then alluded to being 140%. Also used to sarcastically cast doubt on a statement of 100%, insinuating that the actual percentage is lower (100 out of a 140, for example)

Derived from the Russian parliamentary election of 2011, where some TV reports claimed a voter turnout of 146%, sparking allegations of voter fraud and becoming an internet meme.

see also: 140% Russia
A: I'm 100% sure of that!
(A turns out wrong)
B: Those were Russian percentages, eh?

-or-

A: I'll do that 100% certainly until tomorrow!
B: Is that out of a 100 or a 140 percent?
by Lord_Shmebulock May 17, 2018
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Russian Razberry

The sexuall act of sucking a womans clitterous so hard that it becomes red and lumpy like that of a ripe razberry.
Girl: "Hey babe will give me a Russian Razberry?"
Guy: "No, your vagina reminds me of fish scampi!"
by headshotscott99 September 15, 2011
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Russian flicker edge

What is a Russian flicker edge?

The Russian flicker edge is a variety of the traditional edge.

To edge is a masturbation technique (used mostly, but not exclusively, by men) where you intentionally bring yourself to the brink (edge) of orgasm, but don't cum. Instead, you stop and let the pleasurable feelings die down. You repeat this process of bringing yourself to the edge as many times as you wish.

A Russian flicker edge is one of the hardest variants of the traditional edge to master.

A Russian flicker edge is when you go further beyond the brink but stop cumming right before you truly cum.

Once you master this technique, you are essentially able to edge beyond your limits, almost being able to control your pleasure at will.

The Russian flicker edge is one of the hardest edge variants to master, but it’s overall worth it, although there are some negatives.

Since the Russian flicker edge is one of the most powerful edge techniques out there, it takes a high amount of energy to maintain for long periods of time, and it often causes pain to the user if it’s not mastered.

Overall, the Russian flicker edge is worth learning, although it takes time to master if you want to use such a powerful technique.
I can edge for 8 hours straight , I can Russian flicker edge for 7 seconds, wow your so sigma!
by Racest god eater 9000 May 25, 2024
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Russian Roll

When a you defecate into a bun which is then stuffed up a females or one of thise transsexylual pieces of shits' vaginas.
Oh that russian roll... i had fun taking a huge load on that Portuguese roll and stuffing it up my pandas pound
by ChapChapBerry October 07, 2019
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Russian Rumbler

A fine cocktail composed of milk mango and peach vodka conjured up by Mikhail Gorbachev in his final year at Moscow International School of Politics.
I am gasping for a Russian Rumbler right now.
Mother Teresa this Russian Rumbler tastes like a milky mango masterpiece.
Have an empty tumbler? Why not fill it with a Russian Rumbler?
by SilentRighteous May 20, 2020
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Russian tunnel

A sex move where one shits in a woman's mouth and the woman shits after she swallowed it.
Me and my girlfriend did the Russian tunnel, we couldn't clean up
by BoatyMcstoopidface June 29, 2019
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russian hotboxing

Russian hotboxing:
Putting a bottle of vodka into a humidifier in order to get drunk
I did some Russian hotboxing with my friends yesterday. I got hella wasted and ruined my humidifier
by Nowhed December 04, 2020
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