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Put

When some tells you to "stay put". Not only will you be put as fuck, but suddenly, and for only a short while, everything can be described as being put. It's as though the words "stay put" cast a temporary spell over you, granting you total and complete of putness.
AKA. Being a dickhead because you can but then "put" seems like a random sound, devoid of all meaning that may have been previously attatched to it due to the fact you repeated it too much.
Person 1: "I'll be back, stay put"
Person 2 "Put? I am put, this music is put, the drink is put, that guy's a puthead, just got a strong whiff of putness. These put-noobs need to put themselves to get on my level of putness."
1: "I'm back"
2: "that's put... this night is putting"
1: "..."
2 "... what the fuck even is "put"? Doesn't sound like a real word anymore.. put... put put put puuuuuuuuuttt..."
1: "Jesus Christ please stop doing this"
by The Mad Machine June 3, 2017
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put your lights on

When you advice someone to pay atention
Ey man! Put your lights on, there is a problem commimg by
by Gustavoxray July 31, 2017
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Put a duvet on it

When a floater doesn't flush away and you don't have time for a second flush so you cover it with toilet paper and tuck it in for the night or until the next person flushes.
"Why won't you sink? I don't have time for this. I'll put a duvet on it.
by Crunchbarcunt September 13, 2019
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Put that thing on preheat

A sexual innuendo, insinuating that you want to smash.
Whaddup biiiitch, do me a favor and put that thing on preheat.
by Daddy long John March 11, 2023
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just put the fries in the bag

Can be used for someone who is falling off. It can also be used if someone is talking too much
lizzo: my video got 7 likes!
stranger: you have 25 million followers lizzo.. just put the fries in the bag bro
by bomboclartdawg July 12, 2024
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Put ‘em in Neutral

The act of putting 4 Benadryls in one’s energy drink, thus canceling out the effects.
Ivan: “Felipe did you go to the part last night?”

Felipe: “Yeah I went with Gavin.”

Ivan: “Did y’all see Jackson?”

Felipe: “Yeah, Jackson was acting hella crazy last night, I had to put ‘em in neutral .”
by Deamly June 7, 2024
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