One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.
by thabiznass June 2, 2022
Get the Puddle Pirate mug.When an unexpected throbbing symptom is exhibited in the left frontal lobe, above the eye socket. Resulting in brain neuron missfiring. Also known as 'Freezerain'.
Me: Holy fuck I just got Pirate-eye!
Friend: You mean Freezerain?
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Me: "how do you spell ' friend'again (as they are attempting spell check"
Friend: "wtf? You got pirate-eye?"
Friend: You mean Freezerain?
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Me: "how do you spell ' friend'again (as they are attempting spell check"
Friend: "wtf? You got pirate-eye?"
by Asahi#4 April 10, 2022
Get the Pirate-eye mug.A term used to describe a period of time in the night sky. This occurs when it is a cloudy night with the clouds spread out but thick enough to cover the moonlight. With the quick moving clouds, moonlight changes rapidly between lighting up the area and leaving it in darkness. The term pirates moon comes from the fact when the moon can be an advantage or a disadvantage depending on the angle. On the ocean the moonlight could help one conquer an enemy or could blind one into crashing into the shores.
by whatsyourhandlereallylikebefr March 31, 2024
Get the Pirate’s Moon mug.The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024
Get the The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem mug.by LOLBitSuprise June 5, 2020
Get the Foxy the Pirate mug.Giving someone the "pirate" is when during sexual intercourse, the male kicks his partner in one leg, and while she/he is screaming "ARGH!", he continues to ejaculate in her/his eye.
Dude1: So how was your date with Miss Hook last night?
Dude2: She was quite shy at first, but I gave her The Pirate at the end of the evening.
Dude1: You a nasty motherf**ker
Dude2: She was quite shy at first, but I gave her The Pirate at the end of the evening.
Dude1: You a nasty motherf**ker
by KarTosha April 30, 2020
Get the Pirate mug.An insufferable, cum-guzzling demon woman who will deprive you of all wealth, happiness and prosperity. She resides in the shit-covered caverns of Whore Island.
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