When you use tree sap as lube to finger someone’s butthole until they tell you where the buried treasure is
by Jackoff Sparrow June 14, 2020
Get the Sappy Piratemug. When you cum in a girls eye with such velocity that she is forced to wear an eye patch for a period of time.
by Ohfucktheytookmyname February 15, 2021
Get the Pirate Eyemug. Heard Andy went down on his girlfriend last night when she's on her period?
Ah it's fine mate, he's a period pirate
Ah it's fine mate, he's a period pirate
by Treyeful September 15, 2020
Get the period piratemug. by Joepoe May 3, 2023
Get the Pirate AYE_adT_kokmug. by themanwiththefurioussnake October 3, 2017
Get the Furious snake piratemug. Hey! You didn’t take that photo of Brad Pitt, I did! You pic-pirate!
It’s not my original photo; I pic-pirated it!
It’s not my original photo; I pic-pirated it!
by fantazmyk October 31, 2018
Get the Pic-Piratemug. Someone who pretends to be heterosexual when they are an under cover "bottom" in a male to male sexual situation.
Can you believe it? My best friend just found out her baby daddy, "Shane", is a butt pirate!! How awful!
by That Btch September 27, 2022
Get the Butt Piratemug.