Pussy Sheild

A pussy sheild is the equivalent to a cock block for guys.

Goddammit mom you're such a pussy sheild!!!

Caroline was expecting willam to pound her poon but Margaret was a pussy sheild.

by Carosuckedwilliam February 10, 2017

slinky pussy

A slinky pussy has only two qualifications:

1.) It unfolds (re: "Roast Beef Curtains")
2.) It stinks

That sluzzo Kayla has a slinky pussy bro. That shit's got layers unfolding and smells like a cat's lunch.

by SchizoTheory May 23, 2014

slingin pussy

to throw that pussy back as though a man would sling dick

Guy1: Did you have fun with Hannah?
Guy2: Yea she was slingin pussy all night, shit was wild!

by urmomisanut July 18, 2022

Pussy Pest

A pussy pest is a guy who persistently pesters women for sexual reasons, most often resulting in a general discontent with their existence.

Girl 1: Ben just won’t leave me alone!

Girl 2: Ew, what a Pussy Pest.

by pussypest March 30, 2021

Stupid Pussy

A horny, prostute obsessed asshole!

Jacob is such a stupid pussy!

by CindyLowHoe September 04, 2017

There's Pussy in the Box

A phoney-bologna fake made-up jingle sung when you encounter a housecat in a cardboard box.
In this context, the word, "pussy" does not mean a woman's flower! :-O

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ Don't turn up the stereo ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪

by Telephony January 19, 2017

Pussy smoke

Top tier; better at an action than someone else; showing off; the best at.

Give ‘em the pussy smoke; y’all don’t want this pussy smoke; imma show you some real pussy smoke.

by NOON_LEMONS March 25, 2023