When doing a dude from behind, you reach up with one hand and hook his nostrils with the first two fingers, while simultaneously punching him in the back of the head and ejaculating on his grandmother's afghan.
by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009
Get the Pigs in a Blanketmug. The sexual act of warming ones penis utilizing abnormally large labia. The key to creating a perfect pig in a blanket is to find a willing ( in most cases) female partner with a labia protruding a minimum of 3 inches away from their body. The next step to this recipe is to place your flaccid penis in between your partner's outstretched labia. Teamwork is key during this step. Then you must fold one lip over the other. They must be overlapping in order for you be able to maximize heat transfer. A clamp or pin may be used to secure the two lips together.
Brendan: I've got my coat and mittens, but how will I ever keep my penis warm?
Drew: I know a girl who makes the best pig in a blanket. I would compare her vagina to an Arby's roast beef sandwich...perfect for a pig in a blanket.
Drew: I know a girl who makes the best pig in a blanket. I would compare her vagina to an Arby's roast beef sandwich...perfect for a pig in a blanket.
by downtowndbrown March 13, 2014
Get the Pig in a blanketmug. Peppa pig is this fine girl who is in a British television show called peppa pig. She lives with her family and she goes to playground and makes a new friend almost every episode!!
by Mytiktokis Miaskavronskis October 28, 2019
Get the Peppa pigmug. We were feeding bread to the Canadian Pigs at the lake when they turned and attacked us because we were out of food.
by Knock Brackney June 18, 2010
Get the Canadian Pigmug. When someone feels like they have been feeling like crap and chicken. Don't become a whipped pig!! No one wants to be one. Be a happy pink pig and keep on strutting along even if your in the mud and manure.
by Kaeleo May 20, 2018
Get the whipped pigmug. when you try to lose weight so one day you starv yourself, but second day you eat like a pig, and that goes on and on...
by SAFETY BUZZ October 3, 2006
Get the pig slimmin'mug. An individual that has mastered the way of the ugly, emits a foul odor (only detected on the instance they pass by you) nose resembles that of a pig, has a distinct way that it carries itself a way that shows it thinks it better than everyone( kinda like a linebacker ...very dangerous kill on sight
yooo omg dude do u see that pig-a-potamus across the street... ohhhh thats what that smell is?!?!... yeah man i think the petting zoo is in town.
by ANTI PIGAPOTAMUS PATROL (APP) October 13, 2012
Get the PIG-A-POTAMUSmug.