Phone Boner

Another name for PopSockets

friend : "Hey! I just got a phone boner!"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"

by MemesAreCancer March 13, 2018

Phone

A metal rectangle mixed with glass and a big battery that glows in the dark and glows in the light

Does anyone have a phone i can't see.

by whowrotethis#wasn't cuylen.... November 10, 2021

phone bone

Phone sex

I just got phone boned...huh.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

phone player

niggas who be playing on yo phone like talking shit on the phone but wont do nun

that nigga was playing on my phone last night. he a phone player

by nang4200 May 20, 2021

Texas phone call massacre

Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.

Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.

by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018

Phone loop

When u do mdma alone and end up with no battery on ur phone so u plug it in and switch it on to call someone or listen to music. U get confused between the start up screen and shutdown screen and end up switching the phone off when its turning on and switching the phone off when its turning on running out the battery and wasting ur roll looking at ur phone getting pissed off. This is the creator if mdma's way of punishing people for constantly using their phone on mdma and/or take too much so they get confused.

I heard you did a pill on your own the other night, how was it? You weren't answering your phone.

It was great except for when i got stuck in the phone loop which kind of wasted my roll.

by AcidTest2003 October 19, 2019

Phone rape

When you're talking on the phone, want to end the call, drop a hint, but the other person keeps talking and stretching the call out. You say things like "I should be going", you no longer consent to the conversation continuing, but the other person tries to start a new topic or keep you on the line. The person in question is often a loved one who means well, but it's nonetheless really annoying because your time is being disrespected.

I called my friend but I was getting phone rape because she wouldn't shut up when I repeatedly said I had to go.

by Brickdictionary118 January 5, 2024