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Road Dork

A driver who can't follow directions, leaves their turn signal on too long, constantly fails to signal when switching lanes, goes way too slow under posted speed limit, tailgates in a furious manner and/or failing to use proper road etiquette while driving.
Bad driver
Angry driver
a rushed driver
Lily is driving a long and a guys tailgates behind her, frustrated the driver swerves into the other lane without signaling almost hitting another car, speeds up to the car in front and swerves back into the previous lane, cutting off Lily.

Lily to herself: Stupid Road Dork!
by mattan2900 September 4, 2010
mugGet the Road Dorkmug.

Road Deuce

a poop taken outside of the home and implies a deuce taken under non-ideal conditions for privacy and time allowed and perhaps even increased frequency due to the overindulgence associated with vacation or travel
The food was great but the consistent nuisance of Road Deuces made the trip a little more challenging.
by Prediction? Pain August 15, 2022
mugGet the Road Deucemug.

Road Trip

A short sexual encounter where the man unclips the woman's bra and runs his index finger down the middle of her back, the "road", and then proceeds to go to sleep. There is also the possibility of causing a "traffic jam" where the man proceeds to finger the woman for a short moment. After this is done, the woman is often passed over to "the bro", much as a road trip would continue by taking turns driving.
"Ayo bro I'm bout to road trip this shawty"

"Aii bet, lemme know when it's my turn to step on the gas"
by wu1nn February 21, 2021
mugGet the Road Tripmug.

road slim

A friend that you like to drive with or be on the road with.
"I'm going with my road slim to the store."
by Bronco Billy March 10, 2016
mugGet the road slimmug.

road ditch

A very large hole in the road much bigger than a pothole.
Welcome to South Carolina we're we don't have a pothole we have a road ditch.
by SweeteaTV January 9, 2023
mugGet the road ditchmug.

All roads lead to looks

"All roads lead to looks" is a term inspired by the saying, "All roads lead to Rome" which means no matter what you do you will probably get to the same place; no matter what path you take

"All roads lead to looks" means no matter what you do or what path you take, everything in life comes down to looks

It was originally coined by the incel community, a men's rights movement; where the phrase was introduced to shed light on the struggles ugly men have to face

It essentially argues no matter what road they take, if they're not good looking they won't succeed in certain aspects of life like having sex; or life in general

In other words, some may even phrase it as, "Chad always wins in the end"
"Little did he know, his fate was written. All roads lead to looks."
by CorporalCorpses June 30, 2024
mugGet the All roads lead to looksmug.

old town road remix

something that lil nas x will keep on releasing till the year 2050
lol nope old town road remix ain´t getting defined
mugGet the old town road remixmug.

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