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Karenitis

A communal phenomena in which members of the public display an over reliance on law enforcement to mediate civil matters.
That neighbor of mine called the cops when my dog crapped in his yard; dude has a real bad case of karenitis.
by anonymous December 28, 2021
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Karen batchen

The Grandma of Ariyanakittylove
Oh look it’s Karen batchen
by Ariyanakittylove December 29, 2021
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Karen

People who are mainly blond and you will mainly her them say “Let me speak to your manager” and they will yell at you for skateboarding in a park
Bro 1: yoo that girl yelled at me for no reason
Bro 2: rlly shes def a karen
by Joe freaking mother April 3, 2022
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Karen

A Karen is normally known for her outlying destruction of children's ability to enjoy life or anyone to have some sort of fun. Normally known as mood killers, annoying, and at all costs must avoid. However, you do get lucky that one Karen can be known as a Milf. Those types are wild and normally past their late 40s and lost all hope of control and must revert to the youthfulness of the surrounding community.
Howard- Wow G did you get to experience Karen? She is out of this world wild.

G- In fact Howard you are right Karen was amazing last night.

Kevin- Did you see that milf (Karen)

Howard- I heard she is into local college kids who are "Bad Boys"
by NONamePoppyLongWood April 6, 2022
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Karen's Handful

Originally used by Hannah Gadsby in her netflix stand up comedy special, “Douglas”. The joke first started with Hannah saying how different things would be called if women were allowed to name them. She also says, “Men, how would you like it if we called your balls Karen’s handful? Not very much.” And “If a man starts getting moody it’s because karen’s giving them a squeeze”
His Karen's Handful must’ve been squeezed really hard since he’s acting like a jerk.
by Bridgez April 7, 2022
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Karen

A white 40-year-old woman who dramatically breaks down when the slightest inconvenience happens.
Usually has an unstylish short blonde bob haircut.

When provoked, she will do one of these three things:

--Collapse onto the ground, crying or screaming
--Demand to speak to the manager
--Tell you what you can and can't do, even if it's not a rule
Cashier: "I'm sorry, our Ice-Cream machine is broken at the mome-"
Karen: "EXCUSE ME, your machine was working perfectly fine yesterday!"
Cashier: "Madam, it broke down yesterday, would you like anything else?"
Karen: "I want to speak to your manager!"
by Kermit Curly Toes April 7, 2022
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Kulture Karen

A wealthy uncultured individual who doesn't understand Rasta mouse and petitions to have it banned for being offensive when infact Caribbean toddlers and parents loved the show
My godmother's wounded . Kulture Karen's ruined her son's favorite show when they've no black acquaintances themselves. Madness
by Pom123 April 8, 2022
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