Straight people

Normal people

Person 1: look at those normal citizens

Person 2:nah they just straight people

by Oranana October 15, 2023

Super straight

A bunch of transphobic idiots trying to be oppressed and in a community that they don’t even like.

normal person: hey man, what’s your sexuality?

mindless idiot: i’m super straight

normal person: die

by you’re an idiot😐‼️ March 8, 2021

Super Straight

A transphobic “sexuality” that singles out trans men and women. People who identify as this are only attracted to cis women or cis men.

This sexuality is not real. Trans women are real women. Trans men are real men. Being attracted to a trans person doesn’t make you any less straight. If you identify as this, you’re just looking to be a dick.

Guy 1: I’m super straight.

Guy 2: Isn’t that transphobic?

Guy 1: Nah, I would date a trans girl. Only NATURALLY born women.

Guy 2: Sounds transphobic.

by diormark March 7, 2021

Super straight

A sexual orientation in which cis males go on dating app Grindr to hook up with other men discretely, but will only have a romantic relationship with cis women to keep up appearances.

Some guy: Are you sure you’re not gay? We just had sex?

Other man: Of course not! I’m super straight! uwu

by Superstraight-uwu March 8, 2021

Straight Face

A face that is not gay

People that are not gay has a straight face

by .ayano aishi. August 15, 2019

Straight Rod

The second straightest man alive

“Didn’t you see straight rod last night? He gets mad poon.”

by rodthegod362310 November 6, 2019

Super Straight

Super Straight meaning the person reading this likes it up the ass and is in the closet anywho just come out already 🙄

Chad: ya I’m Super Straight..
Todd: Ooo ya actually that’s disgusting sorry I can’t be ur friend anymore.
Todd: I can’t believe it a straggot gross..

by Kermi March 10, 2021