Keith Mooned

(Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.

Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.

Rich said he was going to drive me home tonight but now he says he's too drunk. He Keith Mooned me.

by JoeStoner5446 July 18, 2015

Moon Phaces

When you look different in your pictures. Changes like moon phases and you have no idea what you actually look like.

Cancers have moon phaces.

by Moon b August 25, 2020

the man on the moon

what to say to "who knows"

"Who is meant to know? the man on the moon???"

by idk what is my name? June 03, 2021

Chocolate Moon-Landing

Two naked assholes covered in shit touching, and smacking each other.

Clay and Collin did a "Chocolate Moon-Landing" after Taco Bell, on tape last night.

by bigchoclatedaddy69 February 14, 2024

Moon Lord

A Terraria Boss.. Deals 1 damage in expert..

Person1: Hello!
Person2: SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU MADE ME LOSE AT THE MOON LORD FIGHT!
Person2: BLOCKED!

by NovelYT February 10, 2019

Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences

Do what someone said

Sleepy Joe said "Son don't tell me to not buy ice cream so Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences" because the ice cream truck was arriving and Sleepy didn't care what the conservative boy said

by Honky donkey22 November 01, 2023

Moon Possum

A racial slur against foreign invaders of planet earth or aliens.

Look at that dirty fucking moon possum

by BritishAsshole March 26, 2024