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Mom's gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.
Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.
by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023
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I'm gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying amongst siblings when one gets annoyed.
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Moon

The moon is a star in the sky that rises in the morning. It shines bright and hot, it also burns you.
Person 1: today is such a nice day

Person 2: yeah it is, the moon is shining really bright today
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Moon

Niral Bhardwaj - prettiest girl to ever exist in all the universe
What moon means?
It means niral bhardwaj 🌙
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Moon Gooning

A sacred ritual in which you goon with the boys for extended periods of time. Gooning is the act of edging for a long time. The details of the Moon Gooning ritual are only known to those who have completed it. Once the beginning of the ritual is done, the participants Goon for as long as possible. Once a participant ejaculates, the ritual is done. The current Moon Gooning record holders are the ancient Moon Monks who Moon Gooned for 2 years straight. This ritual is sacred and should only be done by those who wish to unlock the true knowledge of the universe.
Homie #1 "We've been Moon Gooning for 36 days straight and I forgot where I am"
Homie #2 "Same"
by Moon_Gooner January 11, 2024
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Moon Gooning

"Me and Joe Rogan are going to hunt buffalo go Moon Gooning tonight"
by Beeskneeees421 January 12, 2024
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patio to the moon

A word used commonly but not exclusively by white male fathers of teenage daughters meaning to:

1. Look or dress very well
2. Do something that people deem as iconic similar and exchangeable with words like "slay" and "iconic" and "king/queen shit"
Omg youre literally an icon like patio to the moon <3
by Saccino January 13, 2024
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