stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them

by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016

Six Magical Words

-Shut
-The
-Fuck
-Up
-You
-Cunt

Tell me those six magical words.

by MYYpseudonym June 15, 2021

Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.

That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023

magic mike-ing

An adjective used to describe; your current mindset, an action, or just the way you are acting. Relates to star character Magic Mike in the movie Magic Mike. Often involves hip thrusting, crawling across the floor seductively and blasting the song ‘Pony’

“How are you dealing with the recent breakup?”
“Honestly great, I’ve been magic mike-ing my way through it”

by sparklygoldfish July 7, 2022

Magic™

The most famous of Red Rangers (see definition of "Red Ranger") A Red Ranger who is often in Denial

"Oh man did you see that foo?"
"Yeh, he was tottally eyeing my crotch"
"He is so Magic™"

by Voldykins February 22, 2008

Nintendo Magic

A moment in any Nintendo game when the entire world seems to have teamed up against you. Generally used in instances of multiple cheap items used upon a player in Mario Kart, especially in the third lap when less than 30 feet from the finish line and in first place.

"I was in first place until Nintendo Magic happened to me."

Friend 1: "Blue Shell, POW block, and lightning all at once?!? And ten feet to the finish! How the hell is that possible?!?!?

Friend 2: "Nintendo Magic"

by ravensfreak December 29, 2010

Magic booty

Magic booty means when a person who shits but got no need to wipe because there’s no poop marks on the anus

Damn you you got a magic boots

I got a magic booty

by Sssjsjjssjuwjajs August 21, 2022