Marching Band Withdrawal

That feeling you get when marching season is over and you really miss it. You actually have free time now, but at what cost? It's when you really miss late night football games, and contests, and being with your band family 24/7, and sometimes you get so desperate you even miss band camp and all the hours of exhausting rehearsal.

Symptoms include excessive crying, watching past show videos, playing through old show music, and just standing on the marching field for no apparent reason.

Person: Bro, why are you locking yourself in your room with a glass of grape Koolaid and a box of tissues?

Me: Leave me alone, I'm gonna go listen to all my old marching shows and cry.
Person: Dude you're only a sophomore, you still have two more years!

Me: Yeah, it's just marching band withdrawal

by A Sharp Major December 7, 2020

March, 26, 2023

March, 26, 2023 is a very important day bc itz me birthday les go!!111!

yo its matmannn bday on March, 26, 2023

some kid: yea thats cool but I didnt ask

by MatMannn_ March 6, 2023

Mega Masturbation March

Also known as MMM this is the Destroy Dick December (DDD) for females since it follows Finger Free February (FFF) (No Nut November for males) Ultimately, the concept of this for females is to masturbate as much as you can until your period. when your period ends and it is still MMM, keep going. The rules are the same as DDD, so go see that definition.

girl 1: are you gonna participate in Mega Masturbation March?
girl 2: no duh i cant even believe i got through FFF clean!
girl 3: what do you think im doing.

by GayFemalefrfrfrfr March 7, 2023

March 17 2023

Where today you get to have a relationship with a discord moderator

Have fun finding one though!

"what's today's date?" -Katherine

"It's March 17 2023" -Sarah

by peachyunc0l0 March 17, 2023

March 22nd, 2013

The day the My Chemical Romance broke up

A sad day for music history and emos around the globe

Person 1: Why are they violently sobbing?
Person 2: My Chem broke up.
Person 1: I remember when I cried on March 22nd, 2013.

by GeeLuver March 22, 2023

Wednesday, March 22nd

Cosmo had an idea.

Cosmo: follow me into the TV, I have an idea!
Wanda: Wednesday, March 22nd: Cosmo had an idea!

by fjvjxyayvjc March 22, 2023

March 9 2022

The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it

Weatherman: Did you know that we haven’t had much snow since march 9 2022?
Bob: yeah you told me 600 times

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 26, 2023