ju ju lips

An amply proportioned but unattractive set of lips.

Sally didn't want to date John because she couldn't stand the thought of kissing his ju ju lips.

by lipsy June 24, 2007

kylie jenner lips

Painfully fake looking lips. . They can always be spotted from the side. If you rolled your upper lip up and your lower lip down, glued them to you face, and covered them with matte lipstick, YOU would have Kylie Jenner lips. Congratulations.

Girl #1: OMG, I'm going to get "temporary" fillers injected into my lips so they will look like Kylie

Kylie Jenner lips.

Girl #2: Okay, whatever makes you happy. Just make sure you get a decent doctor to do it . Otherwise, they'll look lumpy and misshapen like Snooki's lips and teeth.

by CielBleu October 01, 2015

my lips are sealed

1) A phrase meaning: I will not tell anyone what I know.
also an indication of ones complicity in some plot.

2)What a woman says when she wishes to remain a virgin.

1) Dont worry, I wont tell anyone, my lips are sealed

2) Well you wont be parking your umbrella behind my meat curtains tonight, mr smooth talker, my lips are sealed.

by The fondler March 25, 2007

piss lips

label for a homosexual male. Also, used to achieve a great sense of dislike or hatred for a shit-talker.

he really needs to shut his piss lips, or he's gonna get his ass kicked.

by big anna December 29, 2009

corner of lip

The unattractive gathering of white crust in the corners of the mouth; The ultimate insult.

That bitch at the market was such a 'corner of lip'!

by Spinderella cut it up one time October 11, 2007

Loose-Lipped Moron

Anyone who inadvertently shares a secret. Sounds like a term dating back to the Prohibition era. LLM can also be used in texting.

You silly goose, loose-lipped moron! If it wasn't for that loose-lipped moron, we'd still have a still. One loose-lipped moron spoiled the surprise party.

by Independent Copy Editor August 25, 2011

Portuguese Lip gloss

An act in which a man and woman masterbate together and once the two climax they smear their own love mayo with their index finger on each others lips. They then pucker up and smooch.

Julie and I were bored in the bedroom so we thought we might try a Portuguese Lip gloss

by lick my lips November 15, 2014