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Did you see him with that girl? I know his girlfriend and she would not approve of him of jude-lawing it like this. Especially with his baby on the way.
by katie g. July 18, 2006
Get the jude-lawing mug.In any setting where two or more pizzas are ordered and one of them is vegetarian, it is an irrefutable observation that the leftover pizza is always vegetarian.
Associated Findings:
- People always over-estimate how many vegetarians are in a setting because they are so vocal about their habit
- Vegetarians don't eat much
- Vegetarians will eat the cheese pizza because it is meat free
Associated Findings:
- People always over-estimate how many vegetarians are in a setting because they are so vocal about their habit
- Vegetarians don't eat much
- Vegetarians will eat the cheese pizza because it is meat free
I was starving this morning and dying for leftover pizza from the party. Sucked because all that remained was the terrible vegetable pizza. Strong's Law of Pizza
PS - Dear editor, try this out. Buy pizza for your staff. Make one in three vegetarian and if I am wrong about what is left over send me a note and I will pay the pizza bill. Guaranteed!
PS - Dear editor, try this out. Buy pizza for your staff. Make one in three vegetarian and if I am wrong about what is left over send me a note and I will pay the pizza bill. Guaranteed!
by BigChris March 29, 2015
Get the Strong's Law of Pizza mug.The Wolf: Now, if we come across the path of any John Q Laws, no body does a fuckin' thing till I do something. What did I say??
Jules: Don't do shit unless
The Wolf: Unless what??
Jules: Unless you do it first
The Wolf: Spoken like a true prodigy
Jules: Don't do shit unless
The Wolf: Unless what??
Jules: Unless you do it first
The Wolf: Spoken like a true prodigy
by dhanush33352 April 25, 2020
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by Rikinitallforthis March 25, 2021
Get the High law view mug.Thou shalt not sus another nigga if thy nigga in question has admitted to be homo. However, it is fair for a openly homosexual nigga to sus a self-professed straight nigga
-Dude, I sus that guy Terrance from gym class.
-Bro, you can't sus that nigga everybody know he actually is homo
-Oh well I still sus that nigga
-Nah bruh that's the law of fair sus, you can't sus him if he openly homo you feel me
-Bro, you can't sus that nigga everybody know he actually is homo
-Oh well I still sus that nigga
-Nah bruh that's the law of fair sus, you can't sus him if he openly homo you feel me
by Tenneswag420 January 3, 2014
Get the the law of fair sus mug.A law written on a Jim Raynor notepad (comes with the purchase of SC2), if it is broken, then the subject of said law is vulnerable to a lot of shit talking.
This is usually when someone says that they will not do something, but you want to call someone on it in the future.
This is usually when someone says that they will not do something, but you want to call someone on it in the future.
Matt: I'm never going ditch you on Halloween
David: I'm writing that as a Jim Raynor Law
*Next Halloween*
Matt: I'm not gonna hang with you today
David: You broke the Law you goddamn piece of hypocritical bullshit
David: I'm writing that as a Jim Raynor Law
*Next Halloween*
Matt: I'm not gonna hang with you today
David: You broke the Law you goddamn piece of hypocritical bullshit
by TrasheyYew November 9, 2010
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