No Kevin, not you

When online dudes interject themselves in girl conversations that are not about them/of them. Taking a statement as an invitation and/or making something innocent dirty.

Girl; Ah man, I really could use a massage right now.

Random dude; I could swing by tonight and give you a rub, if you know what I mean.

Girl; Urg No Kevin, not you

by Hot.Karamella October 17, 2025

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KEVIN

very sexy man in youre friuend group who will rizz you up no matter of gender and is very sexy as well as being very sexy. And you will be able to tell a KEVIN instantly when you locate a group of friends or and or people.

KEVIN's rizz is unmatched and he is very sexy

by bobs dog April 24, 2023

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kevin hodlofski

a person who has no balls and is too scared to end a relationship

Guy: I wish i could end my talking stage, but i’m such a kevin hodlofski that i cant i’m too nervous

by beefyginger March 22, 2022

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kevin

If a guy's name is Kevin he is very chill and cool (sometimes a little gay) he probably kidnaps children as well

"hey look over there is that kevin?"

"yeah he's the child preditor!"

"well he chill tho we gonna be fine."

by SUR (so cool) December 15, 2023

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kevin moran

A lad who likes dad jokes and is extremely white. Good taste in music and a bad taste in women. An endangered species usually located in the back allies of primary schools.

A man named Kevin Moran has been sent to jail for life after murdering a young family in Dublin

by The boogie man December 20, 2018

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