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John Waldron

A sex act where two black mean, typically one obese and one malnourished, shit in both ends of a white mans ear holes, causing the shit to erupt from the white man's mouth,nose,and eyes.
I just watched a video of two guys doing a John Waldron on this guy!
by The_Almighty_Definer November 9, 2020
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John Rodeen

John is a very well known boy who is very funny, smart,and tall. He is the class clown and is always trying to make you laugh. John has blond hair and doesn't have that much strength. When you get on his bad side though he will TRY to act serious. But then ends up laughing. When he tells a lie he laughs. John Rodeen isn't the best at sports but still plays them. He is an AMAZING person!
John Rodeen had a serial killer face when he was young.
by Mr. Tuh-Mat-Uh April 12, 2019
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John Aylward

Jose: “You always watch all the best true crime documentaries; who’s your supplier?”

Steven: “John Aylward, my man”
by smelliott7 April 18, 2021
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John Cena

Someone you can't see
Adam: Look at this picture i got with John Cena!

James: I can't see anyone?..
by John Cena's Manager December 8, 2020
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John turner

This guy is a john turner lookin motherfucker
by Twizzle1195 October 8, 2018
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Bauer johns

just a random dude aspiring to be one of the greats. he's pretty hot too.
Dude 1: man you acting like a Bauer johns up in here.
Dude 2: oh I guess I am.
by urmomscodsquad May 12, 2020
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JOHN WICK

THE ACT OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, AND BEFORE THE FEMALE REACHES THE POINT OF ORGASM, YOU STICK A PENCIL IN AND FINISH THE JOB
Dam, bro did you just john wick that hoe?
by (FJB) LORD RASPUTIN May 14, 2022
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