July 42nd

A day that most likely, doesn't exist.
But... It might.

some dude 1: Bro I can't wait for July 42nd!
some dude 2: I don't think that exists...
some dude 1: e x a c t l y, I have n o t h i n g to look toward to 👴

by AAAAAfuckthisAAAAAAAAAAAAAA October 8, 2021

6th of July

A day that will without questions bear the birthday of absolute cuties and kind people.

Catch anyone that was born on the 6th of July and you'll be smiling every day of your life.

"Wow I feel like the world just got an incredible gift !"
"Yeah that's the 6th of July for you ! Only the best people are born today !"

by A Cutiepie and Mirror Twin November 24, 2021

July 29th

National "boyfriend plays game and cuddles with you sometimes" day

It's the July 29th?! Babe nooo!

by BearPare July 29, 2022

July 30th

The most evil women/men are born this day. Yes, these people are extremely attractive and seductive but be aware. They will make it there mission to ruin your life, and leave a permanent scar that even years of therapy can’t save you from.

“I met this new girl she’s crazy hot.”
“when’s her birthday?”
“July 30th, why?”
“bro, run while you can.”

by Runnerrodger November 23, 2021

July 18th

The day a Saint was born.
A Ray of Light,
A Glint of Hope.
A Burning Desire,
The Firestarter.

July 18th is the day I was born.

by danidtrouble August 3, 2022

Freaky 4th of July

When your girl is so kinky that she puts a roman candle in her ass facing inward while you fuck a lit fire cracker into her. Hospitalization is inevitable.

"Hey man, I'm in the hospital."
"Oh no what happened?"
"My girl wanted a freaky 4th of July last night and it blew off my dick..."

by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025

Julie

A person who makes a lot of mistakes and always runs away from them. She tries but it’s never enough and she can’t handle that.

I’m sorry. I can’t do this anymore.

Don’t leave, Julie.

by Eiluj79 December 30, 2023